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« Reply #240 on: May 31, 2014, 08:23:45 AM »

Knock knock
Who is there?
Ach
Ach who?
Bless you.
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« Reply #241 on: June 01, 2014, 01:06:14 AM »

Knock knock

Who's there?

I need toop

I need toop who?

Ugh gross! Go to the toilet!
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« Reply #242 on: June 01, 2014, 04:34:04 AM »

On a winter day someone knocked on my door,

Knock Knock,

Who's There?

Just?

Just who?

Justin Bei-

NO NO NO!! Go live in the snow.
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« Reply #243 on: June 01, 2014, 12:22:13 PM »

A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.
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« Reply #244 on: June 01, 2014, 12:48:18 PM »

A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.

LOL
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« Reply #245 on: June 01, 2014, 12:50:03 PM »

Why did the painting go to court?

He got "framed"!
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« Reply #246 on: June 01, 2014, 06:56:26 PM »

A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.

LOL! I get it.
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« Reply #247 on: June 01, 2014, 07:45:55 PM »

I got a riddle. Pretty simple actually. If you know it please wait for one wrong guess then you can blurt it out.

There are six glasses. The first three are filled with milk and the other three are filled with nothing. The order is milk milk milk empty empty empty. How can you make the order milk empty milk empty milk empty if you can only move one glass?
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« Reply #248 on: June 01, 2014, 08:09:10 PM »

Pour the milk into the order of milk empty milk empty milk empty.
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« Reply #249 on: June 01, 2014, 10:34:13 PM »

Pour Cup 2 milk into Cup 5

Alternative: Pour out the milk of cup number two, using your only move, then fill up cup 5.
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« Reply #250 on: June 01, 2014, 11:30:23 PM »

Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke?
It was too Sirius.
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« Reply #251 on: June 02, 2014, 06:43:02 AM »

Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke?
It was too Sirius.

 Laugh Good one!
Why did the painting go to court?

He got "framed"!

This one is also good!  Laugh
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« Reply #252 on: June 02, 2014, 07:48:35 PM »

When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.
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« Reply #253 on: June 02, 2014, 09:37:23 PM »

ROFL!

I got three pretty simple riddles:

1. Jake rode to town on Friday. But the next day was Sunday. How so?
2. Where does the General keep his armies?
3. What gets bigger the more you take away?
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« Reply #254 on: June 02, 2014, 09:46:01 PM »

ROFL!

I got a pretty simple riddle:

1. Jake rode to town on Friday. But the next day was Sunday. How so?
2. Where does the General keep his armies?
3. What gets bigger the more you take away?
hmm.... this is one really interesting riddle, this have three question in it!
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