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« Reply #255 on: June 02, 2014, 09:50:36 PM »

I found a typo nazi here...

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« Reply #256 on: June 03, 2014, 12:30:45 PM »

ROFL!

I got three pretty simple riddles:

1. Jake rode to town on Friday. But the next day was Sunday. How so?
2. Where does the General keep his armies?
3. What gets bigger the more you take away?

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in order: his horse's name was friday, in his sleevies, a hole
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« Reply #257 on: June 03, 2014, 07:13:27 PM »

What is something that belongs to you, but is used more by others?
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« Reply #258 on: June 04, 2014, 12:09:55 AM »

umm i don't know

There is a sound you make but you don't hear it. Only other people hear it.
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« Reply #259 on: June 04, 2014, 02:06:26 AM »

What is something that belongs to you, but is used more by others?
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« Reply #260 on: June 07, 2014, 04:13:54 PM »

Joke title: Grammar Nazi Panda

A panda walks into a bar. He eats some peanuts, pulls out a revolver and fires a couple of shots into the air.
"Why did you do that?" asks the barman as the panda makes his way to the exit.
"I'm a panda." the panda replies as he throws a wildlife book to the barman "Look it up." The barman opens to the page about pandas, and, sure enough, found this:

Panda
Large black-and-white mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.
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« Reply #261 on: June 07, 2014, 04:57:05 PM »

umm i don't know

There is a sound you make but you don't hear it. Only other people hear it.

I dunno, snoring?

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« Reply #262 on: June 07, 2014, 07:59:15 PM »

Yup @teacup
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« Reply #263 on: June 07, 2014, 07:59:53 PM »

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« Reply #264 on: June 08, 2014, 12:17:08 PM »

Spoiler:
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« Reply #265 on: June 08, 2014, 12:24:11 PM »

You leave home, and take three left turns. Once you arrive, there is a guy in a cap, and a guy in a mask.

Who are they and why are they here?

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It has something to do with a ball.
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« Reply #266 on: June 08, 2014, 12:29:32 PM »

Johnny's mom had 3 kids, May, and June. What was the other one?
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« Reply #267 on: June 08, 2014, 12:35:41 PM »

IDK APRIL!? :p
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« Reply #268 on: June 08, 2014, 12:39:04 PM »

frk?

http://www.flipline.com/forum/index.php?topic=11455.0
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« Reply #269 on: June 08, 2014, 12:39:31 PM »

Johnny's mom had 3 kids, May, and June. What was the other one?
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