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« Reply #270 on: June 08, 2014, 12:43:58 PM » |
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You leave home, and take three left turns. Once you arrive, there is a guy in a cap, and a guy in a mask. Who are they and why are they here? Hint: |
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ElectricAngel
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« Reply #271 on: June 08, 2014, 12:59:36 PM » |
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IDK APRIL!? :p
I don't know why but I laughed at this |
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The Real Alien
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« Reply #272 on: June 08, 2014, 01:29:08 PM » |
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Johnny had 3 kids. May, June. What was the other one?
they are all dead because he had :p |
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« Reply #273 on: June 08, 2014, 06:44:24 PM » |
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That's clever... and weird
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Now: Sad that I have to take AP classes
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ElectricAngel
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Better Than Papa!
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« Reply #274 on: June 08, 2014, 07:14:49 PM » |
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Well poor Johnny he lost three kids
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AskJoe
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« Reply #275 on: June 11, 2014, 10:38:31 PM » |
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Here's a funny math (logic) joke:
Three logicians walk into a diner. The waitress asks them, "Will everyone be having coffee?" The first logician says "I don't know". The second logician says "I don't know". The third logician says "Yes".
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Overbord
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« Reply #276 on: June 12, 2014, 01:17:06 PM » |
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I know this isn't really an awesome joke, more of a silly pun, but my avatar says:
I'm so board, I really wish something fun wood come around
(LOOOL)
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« Reply #277 on: June 12, 2014, 08:59:34 PM » |
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There were 4 brothers named anybody, everybody, nobody, and somebody. Everybody and Anybody went to shopping while a traveler came to their house. He asked, Is anybody here? Nobody replied "No. but Nobody is here" Traveler said, "Somebody must be here! Or else the voice can't come." The reply he got was: "Yes, Somebody is in the home along with Nobody".
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LKOB
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Ahh... tranquility...
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« Reply #278 on: June 14, 2014, 04:53:24 AM » |
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I have a good one.
What did Batman tell Robin before he got in the van?
"Get in the van."
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« Reply #279 on: June 14, 2014, 08:05:44 AM » |
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I have a good one.
What did Batman tell Robin before he got in the van?
"Get in the van."
Sorry to say this, but this joke is a lackluster. |
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LKOB
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Ahh... tranquility...
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« Reply #280 on: June 14, 2014, 12:03:51 PM » |
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Sorry to say this, but this joke is a lackluster.
Lol ik, it was supposed to be an anti-joke, since I couldn't think of anything better  |
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cozyhighway
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« Reply #281 on: June 22, 2014, 06:13:33 PM » |
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In the front of traffic lights, a driver stopped his car, why?
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ahfaz12
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« Reply #282 on: June 23, 2014, 01:24:42 AM » |
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Because the lights were red.
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LKOB
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Ahh... tranquility...
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« Reply #283 on: June 23, 2014, 03:38:39 AM » |
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Because the lights were red.
See Blocko, anti-joke. 8) Deal with it |
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« Reply #284 on: June 23, 2014, 07:14:15 AM » |
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In the front of traffic lights, a driver stopped his car, why?
Because the lights were red.
I thought that was a double post, but no, your pictures are the same! ??? |
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