BavariaFest at Lacooli's Wingeria! (That I definitely know how to run)

[Lapis_Lacooli]

Welcome to Lacooli's Wingeria! This time, we're going back to the beginning of Lacooli's journey to learn about what makes him tick, and maybe a bit more!  Now Open For Business!

Ingredients:

Meats:

Wings
Boneless Wings
Chicken Strips
Tofu Skewers
Shrimp
Hog Wings

Sauces:

Spicy:
Nashville Hot Sauce
Atomic Sauce
Sriracha Sauce
Buffalo Sauce
Medium Sauce
Thai Chili Sauce
Peri-Peri Sauce
Spicy Garlic Sauce
Aji Amarillo Sauce
Tikka Masala Sauce
Wasabi Sauce
Blazeberry Sauce

Non-Spicy:
Parmesan Sauce
Alabama BBQ Sauce
Teriyaki Sauce
Adobo Sauce
Smokey Bacon Sauce
BBQ Sauce
Honey Mustard Sauce
Carolina Sauce
Calypso Sauce

Holiday:
Wild Onion Sauce
Sarge's Revenge Sauce
Kilauea Sauce
Hula Hula Sauce
Lone Star Pit Sauce
Mambo Sauce
Doppelbock Sauce
Würzig Sauce
Maple Glaze
Sunrise Sauce
La Catrina Sauce
Ecto Sauce
Peppered Pumpkin Sauce
Wojapi Sauce
Cranberry Chili Sauce
Krampus Sauce
Rainbow-livian Sauce
Poutine Sauce
Muffuletta Sauce
Vieux Carré Sauce
Gochujang Sauce
Ginger Miso Sauce
Salted Caramel Sauce
Candy Apple Sauce

Sides:

Carrots
Celery
Curly Fries
Red Peppers
Green Peppers
French Fries
Potato Skins
Cheese Cubes
Taquitos
Cocktail Onions
Luau Musubi
BBQ Ribs
Weisswurst
Bacon
Mummy Dogs
Sweet Potato Wedges
Roasted Asparagus
Pizza Poppers
Crawdads
Kobumaki
Corn Dogs

Dips:

Artichoke Dip
Hummus
Southwest Dip
Lemon Butter
Kung Pao Dip
Awesome Sauce Dip
Blue Cheese Dip
Guacamole
Zesty Pesto Dip
Ranch Dip
Blackberry Remoulade
French Onion Dip
Mango-Chili Dip
Coleslaw
Buerkäse Dip
Shirred Egg
Purple Pesto
Gravy
Risalamande
Cheezy Whip
Creole Crab Dip
Karashi Mayo
PB&J Dip

Specials:

Albino Brood: Alabama BBQ Chicken Strips and Parmesan Wings, with Blue Cheese and Ranch.
Atomic Twist: Atomic Wings and Curly Fries, with Blue Cheese.
Awesome Saucer: Spicy Garlic Chicken Strips, Medium Tofu Skewers, and Green Peppers, with Awesome Sauce.
Barbe-Cubed: BBQ Tofu Skewers, Calypso Tofu Skewers, and Smokey Bacon Tofu Skewers, with Zesty Pesto.
Black Gold: Teriyaki Shrimp, Aji Amarillo Boneless Wings, and Carrots, with Southwest Dip.
Boneless Bonanza: Tikka Masala Boneless Wings, Wasabi Boneless Wings, and Teriyaki Boneless Wings, with Guacamole and Awesome Sauce.
Cheesy Cubical: Parmesan Tofu Skewers and Cheese Cubes, with Artichoke Dip.
Coastal Combo: Calypso Boneless Wings, Carolina Chicken Strips, and Curly Fries, with Artichoke Dip.
Crinkle Cutter: Calypso Wings, Parmesan Boneless Wings, and French Fries, with Zesty Pesto and Lemon Butter.
El Dorado Dipper: Aji Amarillo Wings, Adobo Hog Wings, and Taquitos, with Guacamole and Southwest Dip
Five Star Sampler: Nashville Hot Chicken Strips, Peri-Peri Wings, and Potato Skins, with Southwest Dip.
Flamin' Fingers: Atomic Chicken Strips, Buffalo Chicken Strips, and Medium Chicken Strips, with Ranch.
Flying Buffalo: Buffalo Wings, Medium Wings, and Carrots, with Ranch.
Garlic Parmesan: Parmesan Wings and Garlic Wings, with Zesty Pesto.
Hog Heaven: Smokey Bacon Hog Wings, Alabama BBQ Hog Wings, and Curly Fries, with Awesome Sauce.
Holy Guacamole: Tikka Masala Wings, Sriracha Boneless Wings, and Potato Skins, with Guacamole.
Honey Butter BBQ: Honey Mustard Wings and BBQ Boneless Wings, with Lemon Butter.
Hot Potato: Atomic Shrimp, Potato Skins, Curly Fries, and French Fries, with Awesome Sauce.
Hummus Humongous: Wasabi Hog Wings, Alabama BBQ Wings, and Green Peppers, with Hummus.
Jubilee Chicken: Blazeberry Chicken Strips, Atomic Boneless Wings, and Alabama BBQ Boneless Wings, with Blue Cheese, Lemon Butter, and Zesty Pesto.
Kung Pao Peppers: Carolina Boneless Wings, Adobo Shrimp, and Taquitos with Kung Pao Dip.
Lopsided Leghorn: Peri-Peri Chicken Strips, Peri-Peri Boneless Wings, and French Fries, with Lemon Butter.
Pepper Platter: Buffalo Boneless Wings, Smokey Bacon Wings, Red Peppers, and Green Peppers, with Blue Cheese.
Rhythm and Blues: Nashville Hot Tofu Skewers, Blazeberry Wings, and Celery, with Blue Cheese.
Royal Roundabout: Blazeberry Hog Wings, Aji Amarillo Chicken Strips, and French Fries, with Blackberry Remoulade.
Scarlet Pepper: Thai Chili Hog Wings, Sriracha Shrimp, and Red Peppers, with Hummus.
Shrimp Boat Special: Carolina Shrimp, Spicy Garlic Tofu Skewers, and Potato Skins, with Southwest Dip.
Shrimp Cocktail: Nashville Hot Shrimp, Honey Mustard Shrimp, and Calypso Shrimp, with Lemon Butter.
Smokehouse Sampler: BBQ Wings, Smokey Bacon Boneless Wings, and Curly Fries, with Ranch.
Spicy Skewers: Alabama BBQ Tofu Skewers and Atomic Tofu Skewers, with Lemon Butter.
Sunny Sampler: Medium Boneless Wings, Spicy Garlic Boneless Wings, Carrots, and French Fries, with Blue Cheese.
Sweet Heat: Buffalo Wings, Honey Mustard Boneless Wings, and Red Peppers, with Zesty Pesto.
Tangy Trio: Spicy Garlic Wings, Buffalo Boneless Wings, and Medium Boneless Wings, with Ranch, Blue Cheese, and Zesty Pesto.
Taquito Amigos: Peri-Peri Shrimp, Wasabi Wings, and Taquitos, with Southwest Sauce.
Teriberry Tray: Blazeberry Tofu Skewers, Teriyaki Hog Wings, and Celery, with Ranch.
Thai Chili Taster: Thai Chili Chicken Strips, Honey Mustard Hog Wings, and French Fries, with Awesome Sauce.
Tofu Tandoori: Tikka Masala Tofu Skewers, Teriyaki Chicken Strips, and Carrots, with Hummus.
Triple Four: BBQ Wings, Parmesan Wings, and Celery, with Ranch.
Veggie Platter: Wasabi Tofu Skewers, Celery, Red Peppers, Green Peppers, and Carrots, with Ranch.
World Wide Wings: Nashville Hot Wings, Adobo Wings, and Thai Chili Wings, with Hummus, Artichoke Dip, Kung Pao Dip, and Blackberry Remoulade.

Custom Specials:

Tikki Tikki Platter:

4 Tikki Masala Tofu Skewers
3 Adobo Chicken Strips
3 Aji Amarillo Chicken Strips
1 Lemon Butter Dip.

Purple Burple (OnionFest only!):

4 Sarge's Revenge Tofu Skewers (All Around
4 Blazeberry Wings) (All Around)
4 Wild Onion Hog Wings (All Around)
2 French Onion Dips
2 Blackberry Remoulade Dips

Sarge Sampler (OnionFest Only!:

4 Sarge's Revenge Wings
4 Wild Onion Wings
4 Cocktail Onions
French Onion Dip|French Onion Dip

Hot and Cool (Summer Luau only!):

4 BBQ Wings (All Around)
4 Buffalo Wings (Right)
4 Kilauea Wings (Left)
4 Carrots (All Around)
Ranch and Mango Chili Dip

Kauwela Sampler (Summer Luau Only!):

3 Kilauea Shrimps (left)
3 Hula Hula Wings (left)
6 Luau Musubi (right)
Mango Chili Dip|Mango Chili Dip

American Wings (Starlight BBQ only!):

6 Atomic Wings (left)
6 Alabama BBQ Wings (right)
2 Blazeberry Boneless Wings (left)
2 BBQ Ribs (right)
2 Ranch Dips

Starlight City BBQ (Starlight BBQ Only!):

4 Lone Star Pit Chicken Strips
4 Mambo Chicken Strips
8 BBQ Rib
Coleslaw|Coleslaw

Pub Platter (BavariaFest Only!):

4 Würzig Tofu Skewers (all over)
8 Doppelbock Wings (all over)
4 Curly Fries (all over)
3 Bierkäse Dip

Bayern Probierer Special (BavariaFest Only):

3 Doppelbock Boneless Wings
3 Würzig Wings
6 Weisswurst
Bierkase Dip|Bierkase Dip

Sunrise Sunbright (Maple Mornings Only!):

3 Sunrise Chicken Strips (left)
3 Aji Amarillo Chicken Strips (right)
2 Honey Mustard Hog Wings (up and down side)
2 Bacons (up and down side)
2 French Fries, Carrots (left and right side)
Shirred Egg Dip
Shirred Egg Dip
Shirred Egg Dip
Shirred Egg Dip

Big Breakfast (Maple Mornings Only!):

4 Maple Glaze Boneless Wings
4 Sunrise Boneless Wings
8 Bacons
Shirred Egg|Shirred Egg

Hyper Saucer (Halloween Only!):

2 Ecto Chicken Strips (Left and Right side)
2 Wasabi Chicken Strips (Left and Right side)
8 Teriyaki Tofu Skewers (All Over)
4 Green Peppers (All over)
4 Celery (All Over)
Zesty Pesto dip
Guacamole
Zesty Pesto dip
Guacamole

Neon Harvest (Thanksgiving Only!):

4 Wojapi Hog Wings (up left and down right)
4 Blazeberry Hog Wings (up right and down left)
3 Thai Chili Boneless Wings (right side and middle left)
3 Red Peppers (middle right and left side)
2 French Fries (middle up and middle down)
Kung Pao Dip
Gravy
Blackberry Remoulade
Awesome Sauce Dip

Spicy Pepper (Thanksgiving Only!):

5 Peppered Pumpkin Chicken Strips (all over)
4 Sriracha Hog Wings (up left, down right)
4 Atomic Wings (up right, down left)
2 Red Peppers (middle all sides)
Kung Pao Dip
Gravy

Snow Wings (Christmas Only!):

3 Parmesan Chicken Strips (up left, down right)
3 Alabama BBQ Hog Wings (up right, down left)
6 Roasted Asparagus (up and down all sides)
4 Cheese Cubes (all over)
Risalamande
Risalamande
Risalamande
Risalamande

Cheezy Deluxe (New Year Only!):

4 Parmesan Wings (all over)
4 Parmesan Boneless Wings (all over)
4 Cheese Cubes (all over)
4 Pizza Poppers (all over)
Artichoke Dip
Artichoke Dip
Cheezy Whip
Cheezy Whip

Pride Platter (New Year Only!):

3 Rainbow-livian Strips (all over)
3 Spicy Garlic Boneless Wings (all over)
3 Buffalo Boneless Wings (all over)
3Green Peppers (all over)
Blue Cheese Dip
Ranch Dip
Zesty Pesto Dip
Cheezy Whip

Saucy Fireworks (New Year Only!):

Cheesy Whip|Cheesy Whip|Cheesy Whip
6 Pizza Poppers
3 Poutine Boneless Wings
3 Rainbow-livian Hog Wings

Green Chicken (Mardi Gras Only!):

4 Muffuletta Chicken Strips (all over)
8 Wasabi Boneless Wings (all over)
4 Celery (all over)
4 Green Pepper (all over)
Ranch Dip
Ranch Dip
Hummus Dip
Hummus Dip

Fat Tuesday (Mardi Gras Only!):

6 Muffuletta Tofu Skewers (left)
2 Vieux Carré Tofu Skewers (all)
6 Crawdads (right)
Creole Crab Dip|Creole Crab Dip

Matsuri Ageru (Lucky Lucky Matsuri Only!):

Karashi Mayo
3 Kobumaki
3 Gochujang Shrimps
3 Ginger Miso Shrimps

Circus Sampler (Big Top Carnival Only!):

4 Candy Apple Hog Wings
4 Salted Caramel Hog Wings
8 Corned Dogs
PB&J Dip

Jojo's Order of the Week:
6 Parmesan Tofu Skewers (All)
3 Peri Peri Tofu Skewers (Left)
3 Curly Fries (Right)
Artichoke Dip, Guacamole

[Lapis_Lacooli]

Lacooli's Wingeria Intro Part 1: A Shocking Accident!:

[Lapis_Lacooli]

Lacooli's Wingeria Intro Part 2: Just Talk:

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Lacooli's Wingeria Intro Part 3: The Morning After:

[Hades]

Could i have spicy wings?

[Lapis_Lacooli]

Could i have spicy wings?

Alright... Spicy Wings...

Here you go. A plate of some of the spiciest wings we have! Happy OnionFest!

[Hades]

Yum!
100-100-100-100 PERFECT! 10.00 tips

[StageDeano]

Can I have
6 wild onion chicken strips
3 atomic boneless wings
3 calypso wings
2 awesome sauce dips
2 French onion dip

[Dlsja]

6 Alabama Tofu Skewers
6 Thai Chili Chicken Strips
Artichoke Dip

[Lapis_Lacooli]

Can I have
6 wild onion chicken strips
3 atomic boneless wings
3 calypso wings
2 awesome sauce dips
2 French onion dip

Oh I know this! It's the 3-3-6 pattern, which is supposed to look like... this! Order up!

[Lapis_Lacooli]

6 Alabama Tofu Skewers
6 Thai Chili Chicken Strips
Artichoke Dip

Hey, I think I got the hang of this! Here's your order!

[ShinySharp]

Gonna have my wings, I’ll have:

3 Atomic Tofu Skewers
3 Garlic Parmesan Boneless Wings
6 BBQ Chicken Strips
Zesty Pesto Dip
The OnionFest Dip (i forgot the name)

[Lapis_Lacooli]

Gonna have my wings, I’ll have:

3 Atomic Tofu Skewers
3 Garlic Parmesan Boneless Wings
6 BBQ Chicken Strips
Zesty Pesto Dip
The OnionFest Dip (i forgot the name)

Sorry, but we don't have Garlic Parmesan Sauce. We has Spicy Garlic Sauce, and Parmesan Sauce, but not Garlic Parmesan Sauce.

[Hades]

1 BBQ Wing

2 Boneless Alabama

2 Buffalo Chicken

1 Wasabi Wing

2 Carrots (Left)

1 Cheese Cube (Right)

1 French Fry (Right)


Guacamole, Awesome

[ShinySharp]

Sorry, but we don't have Garlic Parmesan Sauce. We has Spicy Garlic Sauce, and Parmesan Sauce, but not Garlic Parmesan Sauce.

Parmesan Sauce