Vending Machine

[Lil Nas Flex]

you get ripped off candies

I insert hair

[Keeza Andrews]

You get lost hair

I insert termina

[Lil Nas Flex]

you get terminator

I insert an empty can of sprite

[orihime20]

You get a full glass of Sprite

I insert a college degree

[Lil Nas Flex]

you get a job

[Tamatim]

You get nothing

I insert a beef burger.

[Toooaaastyyy]

You get a chicken sandwich

I insert Smash Bros Ultimate

[Speedo]

You get everything that isn't Waluigi

I insert a bag of Doritos

[NachoCheeseOnPizza21]

You get a ziploc bag of Doritos

I insert a Jolly Rancher

[orihime20]

You get a dozen Jolly Ranchers

I insert a Nintendo Switch

[Lil Nas Flex]

you get smash for switch

I insert a ladybug

[Soundbord]

you get a half-bug, half-lady monster

I insert flex tape

[Lil Nas Flex]

you get me

I insert too much money

[Tamatim]

You get a millionaire outfit

I insert a cup of coffee and a cup of tea

[Lil Nas Flex]

you get biscuits

I insert an iPhone X