Vol. I: Issue 022                                                                                             May 22nd, 2026

Duke Gotcha here, and Tastyville is still picking up the pieces after Tuesday night’s massive blackout plunged wide sections of the city into darkness and set the stage for one of the most brazen crime sprees in recent memory.

With heavy cloud cover smothering the night sky and entire neighborhoods suddenly left without power, the city was cast into deep shadow. And in that confusion, The Dynamoe made his move. Authorities say two Arugula Bank vaults were emptied during the outage, with the walls left tagged in his now familiar spray-painted style.

A third robbery was also attempted, but that effort was interrupted before it could be carried through. What followed was a police chase through Tastyville’s industrial district, though once again, The Dynamoe managed to slip away.

Now, in the days since the outage, investigators say they believe the blackout itself was no accident. Utility officials now suspect The Dynamoe used a network of small magnetic devices to trigger the failure, placing them across the city in the hours leading up to the outage. Reported locations include areas near Griller Stadium, downtown traffic controls, and several rooftop junction boxes.

That detail is what turns this from a simple blackout into something far more calculated. Officials believe the outage was deliberately engineered to create confusion, slow response times, and give cover to a coordinated night of criminal activity.

The big question now is how those devices were planted in so many hard-to-reach locations without drawing attention. Detectives are keeping that part close to the vest, though police say the investigation remains active and more is being uncovered with each passing day.

So what looked at first like a citywide power failure now appears to have been a carefully staged act of sabotage, timed to the minute and used to throw Tastyville off balance. And until authorities close the gap on how it was done, this story is far from over. Stay sharp, because Duke’s Gotcha covered!

Hiya friends!

That blackout was absolutely wild. Finley and I were over at Camp Kingsley when the power went out, and for a second the whole place just froze. But comedian Ria Bardeaux handled it like a total pro. She leaned right into the chaos and finished her set in complete darkness, with the whole room just bursting at the seams with laughter. Meanwhile, we had no idea all that other craziness was unfolding around town.

So after all that darkness and drama, let’s check in on Maple Mountain, where the forecast is looking a whole lot calmer.

Maple Mountain is looking pretty lovely overall, especially if you have been itching to get outside. We start off with mild temperatures and some really nice hiking weather, then a few showers and cloudier skies drift in for the weekend. After that, things calm back down, and the second half of the week brings more sunshine, warmer afternoons, and just a little hint of early summer in the air.

So keep the umbrella nearby for the weekend, then get ready for a really pretty stretch once Maple Mountain brightens back up.

The Mumph here, and it was a big sports weekend for me on the home front. My wife and I headed out to Powder Point to catch a spring training ballgame, Woolies vs the Urchins, and it was a good time. Powder Point took care of business and kept a steady lead through most of the innings, the kind of win where you can actually relax and enjoy the snacks. Then the next day we went full theme park mode, rode every coaster we could, and yes, I am a huge coaster enthusiast, so we splurged on the line-jump passes. Worth it.

Alright, enough about me chasing thrills, because the Savory League just served up the real kind.

This semifinal was tight and stubborn from start to finish. Oilseed Springs is up 1 to 0 after the first, Starlight answers in the second to tie it 1 to 1, and then Filion finds the winner mid period to put the Fryers back in front. From there it is lockdown hockey, no freebies, no middle, and no panic.

Sorby earns MVP again, his second of the playoffs, and it is not hard to see why. He kept steering rebounds to safe ice and never let Starlight turn a look into a scramble. Bufford did his part at the other end to keep the Jackpots alive, but Drummond and Perigo could not solve Sorby when it mattered most, and Oilseed’s defense protected that one goal lead like it was a family heirloom.

Final score, Oilseed Springs Fryers 2, Starlight City Jackpots 1. Winner, Oilseed Springs. MVP, Sorby.

My two cents, this is the kind of game that tells you who is built for May. One goal lead, season on the line, and Oilseed stayed calm enough to finish the job

Hello out there…

With the runaway success of last year’s blockbuster Meteor Blastor: Blastlands, TigerFence Films is already charging ahead with a sequel this summer. Meteor Blastor 2: Redshift will almost certainly do what these movies always do, pack theaters, sell merchandise, and make a small mountain of money. What it will probably not do is treat its source material with much care. If history is any guide, we can expect more hollow one-liners, more fireballs, and another round of mythology being flattened into spectacle.

And that flattening has been going on for decades. Between the television shows, the movies, and the games, the original legend has been repackaged so many times that I suspect an entire generation now knows the brand better than the story beneath it. So for anyone who only knows Meteor Blastor as a loud thing on a screen, consider this your refresher…

Meteor Blastor: Beneath the Box Office…

Some of the earliest known references appear on a stack of stone tablets unearthed high in the mountains of Tricksylvania. Written in the old Glukuglyphs of the Ancient Tricksylvanians, they describe a flying arrow chasing a star across the night sky.

Elsewhere, cave paintings found in the Bavariafield Archipelago depict a dart-shaped object streaking overhead while five figures below raise their arms toward it. Not proof, of course. But certainly another thread in the pattern.

Then there is the version most people have at least heard of, the old folktale collected by the Sisters Trimm, The Cloud Ship of the Falling Sky. My understanding is that the story itself predates their written version and likely circulated first among peasants in the old northern Frescan Empire, passed along the way stories often survive, by voice, by repetition, and by the simple fact that people kept looking up.

The ancient Kuræ people of what is now Sakura Bay told a version of their own. In their telling, a guardian defended the skies against a distant mad sparrow queen who hurled her eggs toward our world whenever she believed herself insulted. The guardian’s name was Bal Estur, and yes, say that quickly enough and the echo becomes hard to ignore.

Over the last few centuries, these scattered stories began to collapse into a more common name, The Blastor. Then came the so-called sighting in September 1994, a grainy piece of video showing what appeared to be a triangular craft firing at a falling meteor. The footage was mocked on cable television, the person who filmed it vanished from public view, and yet the image lodged itself in the culture all the same. Before long, the name had grown. The Blastor became Meteor Blastor, and the legend was dragged even further into the machinery of modern entertainment.

Which brings us to the present.

No studio can claim ownership over a myth that has lived this long, traveled this far, and belonged to this many cultures. But that has not stopped anyone from trying to profit off its shadow. And perhaps that is what bothers me most, not adaptation itself, but dilution. The sanding down of something old and strange and shared, until it becomes little more than a title, a poster, and a box office forecast.

Still, stories do not survive across centuries for no reason. Something in them keeps catching the light. Something in them keeps people looking skyward and asking whether the version we have been sold is really the whole of it.

That is what keeps me looking up. And that’s The Scoop.

Hey Everyone!

Welcome back to Wendy’s Wheels! Here we showcase the amazing karts created by Wendy at the Greasy Gear Garage in Maple Mountain.

This week’s exhibits are custom karts created for Alberto and Penny called… The Mixer AP1 and AP2. The karts are complementary skiff designs that were simply made for each other. Alberto and Penny came to the Greasy Gear Garage with one idea in mind… couples karts! Each Mixer is built to blend work, love, and speed into one perfectly matched set.

Hey Everyone!!!

Today we’re going to walk you through the first two stations in Papa’s Mocharia Deluxe! But before we start brewing and building, you’ll need to head to the lobby and take your first order of the day.

Once that’s taken care of, you’ll head over to the Brew Station, where you’ll prepare the coffee and milk for the order.

Clicking on the coffee button will bring up a selection menu with all of the available coffees you can brew. For this order, Enzo wants Decaf Coffee.

Next, you’ll choose how much coffee to brew. According to the ticket, Enzo only needs one shot.

After making your selections, the final step is tamping down the coffee grounds evenly. Use the meter to line up the tamper as close to the center as you can.

When it’s time to froth the milk, you’ll start by choosing the type of milk. For Enzo’s order, we’ll be using regular White Milk. Then you’ll choose whether the milk should be hot or cold. Once that’s set, hold down the blue button to fill the glass with the right amount of milk, using the etched lines as your guide.

It will take a little bit of time for the coffee to brew and the milk to finish frothing. Once they’re ready, drag the tumblers to the green check mark to send them over to the Build Station.

At the Build Station, you’ll first select the cup size that the customer ordered. For Enzo, we’ll be making a Medium Papaccino.

For the coffee and milk, drag each tumbler toward the cup to bring the pouring machine into view. Place the tumbler in the machine, then hold down the blue button to carefully pour the liquid. Keep an eye on the meter, because if it reaches the red zone, the pour might start to get out of control!

Powders and syrups are much easier to add. Just drag them off the shelves and drop them right into the cup.

If your order needs ice, drag the cup over to the ice machine and fill it up.

Once the Papaccino is fully built, it’s time to send it over to the Top Station!

You can head over to the game’s page on Steam now to view more information, trailer, and screenshots before the release, and most importantly, add it to your Wishlist on Steam so you don’t miss the launch! Adding it to your Wishlist doesn’t cost anything, and when the game launches on Steam you’ll receive an email letting you know about the release! Click below to view the Steam page, and click the green “Wishlist on Steam” button below to add it to your Wishlist:

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Vol. I: Issue 021                                                                                             May 15th, 2026

Duke Gotcha here, and Onionfest is lighting up the month of May all across the continent.

What began as a holiday closely tied to Oniontown has steadily grown into a much bigger seasonal tradition, with celebrations now stretching far beyond its original home. From parades and fairs to contests and nighttime spectacles, communities throughout the region are finding their own ways to join in.

This Saturday, Oilseed Springs will host its second annual Onion Barrel Derby, where dozens of racers will race down the sandy hills of Mammoth Dune State Park in makeshift barrel sleds. It is the kind of event that sounds just unusual enough to be unforgettable, and if turnout is anything like last year’s, expect plenty of cheers, spills, and a whole lot of sand.

Then on Sunday, Oniontown’s Parade will finally return after last week’s thunderstorm forced organizers to postpone the festivities. The floats are ready, the streets are set, and the celebration is back on track for what should be a lively weekend in the town that started it all.

And the calendar does not stop there. On the 19th, Sakura Bay will host its beautiful Onion Lantern Night, when glowing onion lanterns rise into the evening sky in one of the festival’s most striking traditions. Over in Scrapple Hill, the annual Spring Fair is once again bringing back its famous Onion Pie Eating Contest, where local pride and hearty appetites tend to collide.

So wherever you happen to be celebrating this month, Onionfest is offering no shortage of reasons to get out and take part. From sandy slopes to glowing skies, May is shaping up to be one very full season of onion-flavored tradition. Whether it’s breaking news or breaking onion barrels, I’m there for it, because Duke’s Gotcha covered!

Hiya friends!

One of my earliest memories is of our parents taking my sister and me to see the Oniontown Parade. Those floats felt absolutely enormous to little me, I could barely believe my eyes. And the fried cocktail onions on a stick? So strange, and somehow so good. Honestly, I really ought to make my way back there one of these years.

Now let’s take a peek at Oniontown, because if you’re hoping to catch the parade on Sunday, the weather is looking awfully nice for it.

We’ve got a bright, sunny stretch to start things off, and Sunday itself is shaping up just fine with mild temperatures and a partly cloudy sky. After that, the week stays warm and cheerful, with lots of sunshine and only a few more clouds drifting in by the very end.

So if you’re heading out for the parade, it looks like a lovely day to grab a good spot, enjoy the floats, and maybe treat yourself to one of those funny little onion snacks too.

The Mumph here, and with all this Oniontown talk lately, plus the NuBetcha mess hanging in the air, it feels like the right time to revisit one of the oldest stories in the book. The Curse of Sluggin’ Lug.

Fans will tell you it starts back in 1953, when the Oniontown Rushers, the baseball club before they rebranded into the Crushers, won their third straight championship. Their star pinch hitter, Sluggin’ Lug Grisello, was due for a renewal and asked for a raise. Oniontown balked, shipped him off to the Toastwood Turkeys for two young guys who could not handle the big leagues, and the next season went off the rails. That is when the curse talk started, because Grisello goes to Toastwood and keeps winning, and Oniontown, well, Oniontown stops catching breaks. Baseball, football, hoops, hockey, curling, even their roller derby, the Brine Badgers. Seven decades of fans looking up at the scoreboard like it owes them money.

And whether you buy curses or not, the lesson is real. In sports, you cannot live in the past, because the next game is always the one that counts. Speaking of which, let’s hit the postseason ice.

Maple Mountain pulls the upset in the Sweet League quarterfinals, edging Calypso Island 4 to 3. The Bees were ahead 2 to 1 after one, but Calypso took the lead 3 to 2 after two, then the Honey Bees powered through a stellar third period with 4 to 3 to steal it. Tavault is your MVP, battling through traffic during a frantic late push. Gridley and Whisler supplied timely offense, and Beurmont and Maillard kept gaps tight to limit the clean rush looks.

Final score, Maple Mountain Honey Bees 4, Calypso Island Krakens 3. Winner, Maple Mountain. MVP, Tavault. My two cents, upsets happen when one team stays calm and does the simple stuff under pressure, and Maple Mountain just bought itself a date with the Steamers.

Hello out there…

I am still catching up with last week, and I do not just mean on sleep.

A great deal happened in a very short span, but one detail has stayed with me more than most. Oniontown, for all its flaws, is not especially eager to erase street art the moment it appears. In fact, as of a few nights ago, the owner of the building with RypToe’s water tower installation had placed three spotlights around the base of it, as if to say the piece deserved not just protection, but a proper audience. That alone tells you something.

Meanwhile, the original RypToe portrait he gave me now hangs in my living room, where I catch myself looking at it far more often than I expected.

And all of this has me wondering whether Oniontown may prove to be a real turning point in RypToe’s story. If an artist like that wants the work to breathe a little longer than a night or two, there are certainly worse places to leave a mark. Neighborhoods like Wormwood already seem to understand the value of street art, not as vandalism with better composition, but as a living form worth making room for. The galleries there have been paying attention for years. Perhaps the rest of the city is starting to do the same.

I have always had a soft spot for Oniontown. Yes, corruption has a way of lingering in the corners. Yes, some neighborhoods wear their rough edges openly. But the city has grit, and it has pulse, and it has a kind of restless energy that too many other places have long since paved over. I spent my college years there, studying journalism at OTU, so perhaps I am biased. Still, some cities do not just stay in your memory. They stay in your bloodstream.

Which brings me to Sunday.

I am not usually much of a holiday devotee, but Onionfest has always been an exception. So if you happen to be out along the parade route, do not be surprised if you spot me in the crowd, notebook in hand, keeping one eye on the floats and the other on the walls.

And that’s The Scoop.

Hey Everyone!

Welcome back to Wendy’s Wheels! Here we showcase the amazing karts created by Wendy at the Greasy Gear Garage in Maple Mountain.

This week’s exhibit is a custom kart created for Enzo called… The Silver Lark. The kart is a high-class utility design with aerodynamic tail wings and a matching spoiler. The Silver Lark features a rear trunk that smoothly transforms into an entrance ramp for quick roll-up access. Then with a flick of a switch, returns to form with plenty of room to store Enzo’s other wheels.

Hey Everyone!!!

The Food Truck has arrived at Zoo Pepperton! Here, you can experiment with every ingredient you’ve unlocked throughout your gameplay and craft truly unique Papaccinos. You can also try to lure one of your favorite customers to the zoo by serving up their perfect order.

You can head over to the game’s page on Steam now to view more information, trailer, and screenshots before the release, and most importantly, add it to your Wishlist on Steam so you don’t miss the launch! Adding it to your Wishlist doesn’t cost anything, and when the game launches on Steam you’ll receive an email letting you know about the release! Click below to view the Steam page, and click the green “Wishlist on Steam” button below to add it to your Wishlist:

Stay tuned for more Sneak Peeks of Papa’s Mocharia Deluxe!

Hey Everyone!

We are celebrating 20 amazing years of Papa Louie and his iconic customers who have shaped this beloved universe.

This week, we’re shining the spotlight on Sarge Fan, who made his debut in the classic 2007 game Papa’s Pizzeria! To celebrate our favorite onion wrangler, we have created two new looks for him: the dazzling Golden Outfit and the nostalgic Spirit of ’06 Outfit!