Hey Everyone!

Welcome back to Wendy’s Wheels! Here we showcase the amazing karts created by Wendy at the Greasy Gear Garage in Maple Mountain.

This week’s exhibit is a custom kart created for Makaila called… The Queen Bee. The kart is a stately skiff design with royal purple front light strips. The Queen Bee is built to promote Makaila’s Sunnycomb Estates, and its hexacomb solar panels feed extra power back into the engine, giving this already powerful ride an extra boost.

Hey Everyone!

Today is the day! Papa’s Mocharia Deluxe is here and ready to play!

Papa Louie has opened a brand-new coffee shop in New Pepperton, serving up custom layered coffee drinks known as Papaccinos. After landing a job as the barista at Papa’s Mocharia, you discover that a year-long documentary is being filmed about the new coffeehouse — and you’re now the main star! Under the watchful eye of the camera crew, you’ll brew espresso, steam and froth milk, and craft eye-catching layered coffee drinks. Finish the lattes with whip and toppings, and serve them with delicious cannoli to your picky customers. You’ll need to multitask between multiple areas in the coffeehouse, where each station is a unique hands-on experience.

Papa’s Mocharia makes its PC debut! In this deluxe version, the original coffee-crafting experience has been reimagined for mouse controls and larger screens, delivering the classic hands-on gameplay to Papa’s Mocharia for the first time. Even more customers have arrived in New Pepperton to try the famous layered Papaccinos, so you’ll see some fresh faces along with your Mocharia regulars. Along with returning features like Daily Specials and helpful Score Detail breakdowns, this version adds new holiday ingredients, and introduces a Free Play mode with the Mocharia Food Truck!

Celebrate the seasons in the coffeehouse with delicious holiday flavors! As you reach new ranks, the seasons and holidays in New Pepperton will change, and your customers will start ordering holiday-themed drinks and cannoli. You’ll unlock new syrups, powders, dairy, shakers, creams, and cannoli shells for each holiday of the year. You can also buy holiday clothing and decorate the lobby with seasonal decorations to show your holiday spirit!

After you hire a Driver, you can send them out across New Pepperton in your brand-new Mocharia Food Truck! Between workdays, use your imagination to craft your own unique layered lattes and cannoli, then serve them straight from the truck to see who shows up to try your creations. You can also mix and match ingredients from different holidays in the Food Truck for truly unique combinations!

• Hands-on gameplay for brewing coffee, steaming milk, layering drinks, and crafting cannoli
• Custom chefs and delivery drivers
• Food Truck for open-ended free play mode
• 12 separate holidays to unlock, each with more ingredients
• 7 exciting Mini-Games to play after each workday
• Tons of furniture and clothing to decorate your shop and workers
• Earn and master 40 unique Special Recipes
• View Score Details to learn from your mistakes
• Customer Coupons to entice customers to return
• 90 colorful Stickers to earn for completing tasks
• Unlock alternate outfits for every customer
• 154 customers to serve with unique orders
• 124 ingredients to unlock

Vol. I: Issue 023                                                                                             May 29th, 2026

Breaking news from Whiskview, the hometown of NowTime News, where Wednesday’s court hearing brought a sudden and frustrating end to the case surrounding the February 27, 2026 NowTime Newsletter hack.

The hearing took place at Whiskview District Court, where the defendant, Mathony B. Sneffary, was publicly identified as the person accused of being the online figure known as λλB5. For months, that name has been tied to the hack that disrupted this very newsletter, and Wednesday was supposed to be the day the case moved one step closer to answers.

Instead, it came to a full stop.

Mathony was represented by Ty Quilton, the infamous, no-nonsense lawyer from Oniontown, and Quilton went straight after the prosecution’s evidence. His argument was simple but effective. He claimed the key evidence tying Mathony to λλB5 came from a device and cloud account that had been searched improperly.

After reviewing the challenge, Judge Winnefred reluctantly held back the strongest evidence in the case. And once that evidence was removed, there was not enough left for prosecutors to move forward.

With that, the case against Mathony B. Sneffary was dismissed.

So here is where things stand. The public now knows Mathony B. Sneffary was the man accused of being λλB5, but with the strongest evidence held back, the case was dismissed. No trial, no conviction, no sentence.

It is a familiar outcome for Ty Quilton, who has built a strong track record of using technicalities to benefit some very questionable clients. Mathony walked out of Whiskview District Court a free man, and officially, the NowTime Newsletter hack remains unresolved.

That may not be the ending many wanted, but it is the ending the court delivered. And if this story takes another turn, Duke’s Gotcha covered!

Hiya friends!

This Saturday in Tacodale, the 15th Annual Taco Eating Contest will be taking over Papa’s Taco Mia, and I have to say, that sounds like a very bold way to spend an afternoon. And while the winner may not be walking away with a taco restaurant of their own, they will win a two-night stay at the luxurious Hot Spring Supreme Spa and Retreat, which honestly sounds like a pretty dreamy reward after all that competitive eating.

Now as for the weather, Tacodale is looking hot, humid, and just a little stormy all week long.

We’ve got plenty of warmth, lots of sticky summer air, and those scattered afternoon showers and thunderstorms that like to pop up just when you think you’ve got the whole day figured out. Saturday itself looks plenty warm for the big contest, but you’ll definitely want to keep an eye on the sky later in the day.

So pack the sunscreen, stay hydrated, and maybe keep a dry backup shirt nearby, because it is shaping up to be a steamy week in Tacodale.

The Mumph here, and boy oh boy, was that a game. New Pepperton Steamers survive a back and forth thriller against the Maple Mountain Honey Bees, 4 to 3 in overtime.

This one started like a Steamers statement. New Pepperton jumps out 2 to 0 after the first, then Maple Mountain punches back hard in the second, but the Steamers still carry a 3 to 2 lead into the third. And that third period was pure tension. The Honey Bees find the equalizer to make it 3 to 3, Cremins has to be huge to keep it there, and then overtime settles it. Ristrell rips home the winner on a one timer and that is the end of Maple Mountain’s Cinderella run. Frotham was dynamic all night, and you could feel the Steamers’ depth showing up shift after shift, but give Maple Mountain credit, led by Gridley, they would not go away.

Final score, New Pepperton Steamers 4, Maple Mountain Honey Bees 3, overtime. Winner, New Pepperton. MVP, Ristrell. My two cents, Maple Mountain earned respect this postseason, but New Pepperton has that extra gear when the game gets tight.

I had the honor of watching this one live with my pal Kruisin’ Kit Brewis, and we figured, why not pull him into the newsletter for a quick post game chat.

The Mumph:
Kit, appreciate you taking a minute with me after a wild one.

Kruisin’ Kit:
Thee pleasure is all mine, I assure you.

The Mumph:
Alright, straight up, who were you pulling for tonight?

Kruisin’ Kit:
Kit’s a big big fan of those Honey Bees. No doubt. I mean, I’m a total mark for them Ringers, but those Honey Bees… oooh…. a real close second. Yeah buddy!

The Mumph:
You saw it up close. Who popped for you, who really stood out?

Kruisin’ Kit:
I mean, ha, Ristrell always puts on a great show, but for me, Maillard impressed me the most.

The Mumph:
Number 79, Bam Maillard, what was it about his game that grabbed you?

Kruisin’ Kit:
Oh yeah. Maillard gives it his all. He’s got this laser eyed, fearless, focus that reminds me of a young Kit, a green jobber just cutting his teeth in the Heap.

The Mumph:
The Heap. Thrasher’s Heap?

Kruisin’ Kit:
Ahya, I mean, ah… Haha. Listen here Mumph, the Heap is what Kit likes to call that lazy, good-for-nothing, rodeo clown, Roddi Duster. I’ve been mopping the floor with him since I first stepped into the squared circle. Now back to my man Maillard, mark my words, that kids gonna lead the Honey Bees to many a victory. He’s just biding his time, my friend. Biding his time.

The Mumph:
I like that. So if you’re Brixwell, what are you doing next to turn that promise into a real run?

Kruisin’ Kit:
Just know this… that head coach, Brixwell, needs to tighten that team’s core. Kit thinks a few strategic trades of the offensive type are exactly what those bees need to sharpen their sting. Ahya!

The Mumph:
Alright, championship next week, and I gotta ask, who you backing, Kit?

Kruisin’ Kit:
Well Mumphman, I can tell you this. No way… and I mean… NO WAY will your buddy, Krusin’ Kit, be backing those glory-steelin’ goons, the Steamers. Fryers… I see you. You got Kit’s support. Now go boil ‘em up, alllllll extra-crispy like!

The Mumph:
You heard it, folks. Kruisin’ Kit Brewis is all in on the Fryers!

Hello out there…

Last week, this Newsletter covered the blackout that seized Tastyville and cleared the way for a string of bank robberies carried out by The Dynamoe. Before I go any further, let me be clear about something. My friend and colleague Duke Gotcha reported that story using the evidence and official narrative provided to the media by the Tastyville Police Department. What follows is not a criticism of Duke’s reporting. It is a criticism of what the police chose not to say.

Because after doing some digging of my own, and after obtaining surveillance footage from the third robbery, a rather important detail came into focus. The police told the public that The Dynamoe was “interrupted” during the attempted robbery at Arugula Bank. What they did not say was who actually interrupted him.

It was not the police.

The footage clearly shows The Dynamoe being momentarily stunned by one of Ninjoy’s Flashbright bombs. For a brief moment, she had him off balance. More than that, she nearly had him stopped. And then, in a display of timing so unfortunate it would be laughable if the stakes were not so serious, police deployed tear gas into the scene, forcing Ninjoy to retreat and giving The Dynamoe the opening he needed to escape.

So let us state this plainly. Ninjoy appears to have disrupted yet another robbery. And the same police department now happy to speak in broad heroic language about the case was, by all appearances, directly responsible for letting its most wanted man slip through its fingers.

If that sounds familiar, it should. By now, this pattern is less a surprise than a refrain. Ninjoy acts, the danger is reduced, the official version gets tidied up, and the public is left with a story that flatters the wrong people.

I do not particularly enjoy having to play archivist for truths that keep getting misplaced. But when bravery is being edited out of the record, and failure is being softened into public relations language, somebody has to put the missing pieces back.

That is my job. And no matter how often the truth gets pushed toward the shadows, I will keep dragging it back into the light.

And that’s The Scoop.

Hey Everyone!

Welcome back to Wendy’s Wheels! Here we showcase the amazing karts created by Wendy at the Greasy Gear Garage in Maple Mountain.

This week’s exhibit is a custom kart created for Skip called… The Bulbarian. The kart is a battle-ready longbill design with the Bulbdogs’ number one fan at the wheel. The Bulbarian is fitted with an intricate tube network that loops through the cockpit and around the body, giving Pastrami plenty of room to explore while Skip charges ahead like a true track warrior.

Hey Everyone!!!

We are back this week with another preview of Papa’s Mocharia Deluxe, and this time we are headed to the Top Station! All of the toppings for a Papaccino are located at the top of the order ticket and are applied from left to right.

The first item on our list is a dollop of chocolate mousse. All creams are placed on a spinning carousel, so all you have to do is grab the cream of your choice and drag it along the carousel until it is positioned over the cup. Center it just right, then release to drop the perfect dollop!

The next two items on our topping list are cocoa powder and cinnamon sugar, both of which are shakers. The syrups and shakers are conveniently located along the back wall of the Top Station. Just grab one from its holder and drag it to the cup. Release the mouse to start pouring, making sure to move left and right in order to cover the top of the drink evenly.

Before, during, or after you make the Papaccino, you can build the customer’s cannoli. The directions for this are located at the bottom of the ticket. First, click on the shell of choice, then drag the cream just like you would for the drink. Only one squeeze is needed to fully fill the cannoli, so you’ll want to make sure it’s nice and centered.

The last piece of the cannoli puzzle is the shaker. Just grab, drag, and release to give it one quick shake. Do this for the other side, and you will have a finished cannoli.

Once both the Papaccino and cannoli are complete, all that’s left to do is drag the order ticket to the green ticket holder and send it off to your patiently waiting customer.

Hey, look at that, Enzo is pleased with his order!

You can head over to the game’s page on Steam now to view more information, trailer, and screenshots before the release, and most importantly, add it to your Wishlist on Steam so you don’t miss the launch! Adding it to your Wishlist doesn’t cost anything, and when the game launches on Steam you’ll receive an email letting you know about the release! Click below to view the Steam page, and click the green “Wishlist on Steam” button below to add it to your Wishlist:

Stay tuned for more Sneak Peeks of Papa’s Mocharia Deluxe!

Vol. I: Issue 022                                                                                             May 22nd, 2026

Duke Gotcha here, and Tastyville is still picking up the pieces after Tuesday night’s massive blackout plunged wide sections of the city into darkness and set the stage for one of the most brazen crime sprees in recent memory.

With heavy cloud cover smothering the night sky and entire neighborhoods suddenly left without power, the city was cast into deep shadow. And in that confusion, The Dynamoe made his move. Authorities say two Arugula Bank vaults were emptied during the outage, with the walls left tagged in his now familiar spray-painted style.

A third robbery was also attempted, but that effort was interrupted before it could be carried through. What followed was a police chase through Tastyville’s industrial district, though once again, The Dynamoe managed to slip away.

Now, in the days since the outage, investigators say they believe the blackout itself was no accident. Utility officials now suspect The Dynamoe used a network of small magnetic devices to trigger the failure, placing them across the city in the hours leading up to the outage. Reported locations include areas near Griller Stadium, downtown traffic controls, and several rooftop junction boxes.

That detail is what turns this from a simple blackout into something far more calculated. Officials believe the outage was deliberately engineered to create confusion, slow response times, and give cover to a coordinated night of criminal activity.

The big question now is how those devices were planted in so many hard-to-reach locations without drawing attention. Detectives are keeping that part close to the vest, though police say the investigation remains active and more is being uncovered with each passing day.

So what looked at first like a citywide power failure now appears to have been a carefully staged act of sabotage, timed to the minute and used to throw Tastyville off balance. And until authorities close the gap on how it was done, this story is far from over. Stay sharp, because Duke’s Gotcha covered!

Hiya friends!

That blackout was absolutely wild. Finley and I were over at Camp Kingsley when the power went out, and for a second the whole place just froze. But comedian Ria Bardeaux handled it like a total pro. She leaned right into the chaos and finished her set in complete darkness, with the whole room just bursting at the seams with laughter. Meanwhile, we had no idea all that other craziness was unfolding around town.

So after all that darkness and drama, let’s check in on Maple Mountain, where the forecast is looking a whole lot calmer.

Maple Mountain is looking pretty lovely overall, especially if you have been itching to get outside. We start off with mild temperatures and some really nice hiking weather, then a few showers and cloudier skies drift in for the weekend. After that, things calm back down, and the second half of the week brings more sunshine, warmer afternoons, and just a little hint of early summer in the air.

So keep the umbrella nearby for the weekend, then get ready for a really pretty stretch once Maple Mountain brightens back up.

The Mumph here, and it was a big sports weekend for me on the home front. My wife and I headed out to Powder Point to catch a spring training ballgame, Woolies vs the Urchins, and it was a good time. Powder Point took care of business and kept a steady lead through most of the innings, the kind of win where you can actually relax and enjoy the snacks. Then the next day we went full theme park mode, rode every coaster we could, and yes, I am a huge coaster enthusiast, so we splurged on the line-jump passes. Worth it.

Alright, enough about me chasing thrills, because the Savory League just served up the real kind.

This semifinal was tight and stubborn from start to finish. Oilseed Springs is up 1 to 0 after the first, Starlight answers in the second to tie it 1 to 1, and then Filion finds the winner mid period to put the Fryers back in front. From there it is lockdown hockey, no freebies, no middle, and no panic.

Sorby earns MVP again, his second of the playoffs, and it is not hard to see why. He kept steering rebounds to safe ice and never let Starlight turn a look into a scramble. Bufford did his part at the other end to keep the Jackpots alive, but Drummond and Perigo could not solve Sorby when it mattered most, and Oilseed’s defense protected that one goal lead like it was a family heirloom.

Final score, Oilseed Springs Fryers 2, Starlight City Jackpots 1. Winner, Oilseed Springs. MVP, Sorby.

My two cents, this is the kind of game that tells you who is built for May. One goal lead, season on the line, and Oilseed stayed calm enough to finish the job

Hello out there…

With the runaway success of last year’s blockbuster Meteor Blastor: Blastlands, TigerFence Films is already charging ahead with a sequel this summer. Meteor Blastor 2: Redshift will almost certainly do what these movies always do, pack theaters, sell merchandise, and make a small mountain of money. What it will probably not do is treat its source material with much care. If history is any guide, we can expect more hollow one-liners, more fireballs, and another round of mythology being flattened into spectacle.

And that flattening has been going on for decades. Between the television shows, the movies, and the games, the original legend has been repackaged so many times that I suspect an entire generation now knows the brand better than the story beneath it. So for anyone who only knows Meteor Blastor as a loud thing on a screen, consider this your refresher…

Meteor Blastor: Beneath the Box Office…

Some of the earliest known references appear on a stack of stone tablets unearthed high in the mountains of Tricksylvania. Written in the old Glukuglyphs of the Ancient Tricksylvanians, they describe a flying arrow chasing a star across the night sky.

Elsewhere, cave paintings found in the Bavariafield Archipelago depict a dart-shaped object streaking overhead while five figures below raise their arms toward it. Not proof, of course. But certainly another thread in the pattern.

Then there is the version most people have at least heard of, the old folktale collected by the Sisters Trimm, The Cloud Ship of the Falling Sky. My understanding is that the story itself predates their written version and likely circulated first among peasants in the old northern Frescan Empire, passed along the way stories often survive, by voice, by repetition, and by the simple fact that people kept looking up.

The ancient Kuræ people of what is now Sakura Bay told a version of their own. In their telling, a guardian defended the skies against a distant mad sparrow queen who hurled her eggs toward our world whenever she believed herself insulted. The guardian’s name was Bal Estur, and yes, say that quickly enough and the echo becomes hard to ignore.

Over the last few centuries, these scattered stories began to collapse into a more common name, The Blastor. Then came the so-called sighting in September 1994, a grainy piece of video showing what appeared to be a triangular craft firing at a falling meteor. The footage was mocked on cable television, the person who filmed it vanished from public view, and yet the image lodged itself in the culture all the same. Before long, the name had grown. The Blastor became Meteor Blastor, and the legend was dragged even further into the machinery of modern entertainment.

Which brings us to the present.

No studio can claim ownership over a myth that has lived this long, traveled this far, and belonged to this many cultures. But that has not stopped anyone from trying to profit off its shadow. And perhaps that is what bothers me most, not adaptation itself, but dilution. The sanding down of something old and strange and shared, until it becomes little more than a title, a poster, and a box office forecast.

Still, stories do not survive across centuries for no reason. Something in them keeps catching the light. Something in them keeps people looking skyward and asking whether the version we have been sold is really the whole of it.

That is what keeps me looking up. And that’s The Scoop.