Hey Everyone!

We are celebrating 20 amazing years of Papa Louie and his iconic customers who have shaped this beloved universe.

This week, we’re shining the spotlight on Quinn, who made her debut in the classic 2011 game Papa’s Taco Mia! To celebrate our favorite lawyer, we have created two new looks for her: the dazzling Golden Outfit and the nostalgic Spirit of ’06 Outfit!

Vol. I: Issue 036                                                                                             August 28th, 2026

Breaking news out of Ketona Beach, where limited re-entry has begun after Hurricane LePunch tore through the coastline last week.

Residents are now being allowed back in carefully, block by block, to assess the damage, collect what they can, and begin the long process of picking up the pieces. And I will tell you plainly, the scene here is staggering.

Hurricane LePunch absolutely battered this beach town and its neighboring communities. Since records began, Ketona Beach has never seen a storm leave destruction on this scale. Nearly every home, resort, and business within three blocks of the ocean has either been destroyed or left structurally unsound. Farther inland, buildings are facing heavy flood damage, roof loss, and broken windows.

Hundreds of locals have lost their homes, and the mayor’s office is now working with nearby motels to help house displaced residents. Officials say everyone is accounted for, a tremendous relief that they credit to the evacuation order and the people who took it seriously. In a storm this severe, that is no small thing.

But the recovery ahead is enormous.

Take for example the site of the Ketona Sunrider, one of the city’s oldest resorts, which stood along this shoreline for more than 100 years. Today, only a few support columns and the flagpole remain. For generations of families who came here summer after summer, it is a heartbreaking sight, and it is just one example of what Ketona Beach has lost.

City officials are now facing difficult questions about what comes next. Some structures can be repaired. Others will have to come down. Entire stretches of the beachfront may need to be rebuilt from the ground up, and that work could take years. In some areas, maybe longer.

The mayor has already made clear that Ketona Beach does not currently have the funds needed to restore the town to its former sun-drenched glory. For now, the focus is on cleanup, safety, and giving residents a chance to take stock of what remains. Because while the people of Ketona Beach are safe, the town they love has been changed in a way no one here will soon forget.

This is a painful chapter for Ketona Beach, but it is not the final one. The cleanup begins now, the rebuilding conversation starts next, and I’ll be here tracking every step of the recovery, because Duke’s Gotcha covered!
 

Hiya friends,

This has been a really difficult reporting week for Duke and me. My heart just keeps breaking for the people of Ketona Beach every time another damage report comes in. I know LePunch changed course and strengthened so quickly, but I still find myself wondering if there was something more I could have caught in the data, something that might have given everyone a little more time to board up another window or stack a few more sandbags. I just wish I could have done more.

For this week, we’re moving inland to Scrapple Hill, where some of the leftover moisture from LePunch has finally brought rain to an area that desperately needed it. It is still looking hot and muggy through much of the stretch, with clouds building from time to time and scattered showers and thunderstorms popping up through the weekend and into early next week.

It certainly is not the way anyone would have wanted the drought to ease, but hopefully the rain can at least bring a little relief to those dry fields and gardens around Scrapple Hill.

The Mumph here, and I am safe and sound back in Whiskview. My parents got out, that is the important part. Their Ketona Beach condo is going to need repairs, probably about a month’s worth, so for now they are staying with me.

Hambone and Lady Purrella are still not exactly sharing a friendship bracelet, but we are working on it. Hambone keeps trying to be polite, Lady Purrella keeps looking at him like he owes her money.

And Zepha, do not go beating yourself up. You did the best you could with the information you had. Nobody saw that turn coming, and I mean nobody.

Now, baseball. Tacodale came out swinging and never let Toastwood breathe.

The Hardshells put up four in the second, Toastwood scratched one back in the third, and then Cilantru took over from the mound. Calm, sharp, and never gave the Turkeys enough room to turn one run into a rally.

Tacodale added one more in the seventh, then blew the doors open with four in the eighth. That is how you turn a good lead into a done deal. The Hardshells’ bats stayed patient, the defense stayed clean, and Toastwood just could not string enough together.

Final score, Tacodale Hardshells 9, Toastwood Turkeys 1. Winner, Tacodale. MVP, Cilantru.

My two cents, after a rough week all around, a clean, lopsided ballgame is not the worst thing to come home to. Tacodale handled business, and The Mumph is glad to be back at the desk.

Hey Everyone!

Welcome back to Wendy’s Wheels! Here we showcase the amazing karts created by Wendy at the Greasy Gear Garage in Maple Mountain.

This week’s exhibit is a custom kart created for Perri called… The Go-Tart. The kart is a breezy roadster design inspired by Tart, her super-cute pet bluebird. The Go-Tart may not replace Old Blue anytime soon, but it lets Perri prove what wind power can do on the track. Charged at her windmill home before each race, its all-electric engine turns clean breezes into quiet bursts of speed.

Hey Everyone!

We are celebrating 20 amazing years of Papa Louie and his iconic customers who have shaped this beloved universe.

This week, we’re shining the spotlight on Georgito, who made his debut in the classic 2011 game Papa’s Taco Mia! To celebrate our favorite entrepreneur, we have created two new looks for him: the dazzling Golden Outfit and the nostalgic Spirit of ’06 Outfit!

Vol. I: Issue 035                                                                                             August 21st, 2026

Breaking news out of Ketona Beach, where Hurricane LePunch is now expected to make landfall later this evening.

I am reporting live from Springsand Cove, and I can tell you, conditions here are deteriorating by the minute. Winds are currently clocking in around 64 miles per hour, and it is becoming incredibly difficult to keep steady footing. Every gust is coming in harder than the last, and the sound rolling off the water is something you feel in your chest before you even hear it.

The storm surge is already pushing well inland, reaching resorts that normally sit nearly 300 yards from the shoreline. That is the part that has emergency crews most concerned right now. We are not at landfall yet. We are not even close. By the latest estimates, the center of Hurricane LePunch is still nearly seven hours away.

Ketona Beach officials are urging residents to evacuate immediately if they have not already done so. Mayor’s office representatives say roads are still open in some areas, but that window is narrowing fast. If you are in a low-lying area, near the shore, or anywhere under an evacuation order, this is not the time to wait and see.

I have covered storms before. I have stood in heavy wind, driving rain, and rising water. But I will tell you plainly, I have never seen conditions this severe this far ahead of landfall. That makes this storm dangerous, unpredictable, and absolutely not something to take lightly.

We will continue tracking Hurricane LePunch as it approaches the coast, with updates on surge, wind conditions, evacuations, and emergency response efforts. For everyone in Ketona Beach, stay inside if you are sheltered, get out if you have been told to evacuate, and keep your eyes on official alerts.

I’ll be here as long as it is safe to report, keeping watch on Ketona Beach and the storm moving in, because Duke’s Gotcha covered!

Hiya friends!

Duke, please be careful out there, okay? I mean that.

We’ve been tracking LePunch for the last few weeks, and unfortunately, things took a very serious turn on Tuesday. The high-pressure system that had been steering the storm safely out over open water began to weaken, while another system farther north started pulling LePunch back toward the east. Once that turn began, the storm also found itself over extremely warm water, and it strengthened frighteningly fast.

What was Tropical Storm LePunch just days ago is now a Category 5 hurricane, and the current track has it making landfall near Ketona Beach at around 6:00 this evening. Winds at the point of impact could reach 160 miles per hour or higher, along with dangerous storm surge and torrential rain.

If you are anywhere in the coastal evacuation zones, please heed Mayor Trimkin’s warning and leave immediately. Do not wait for the weather outside your window to get worse. Conditions will deteriorate quickly as we move through the day.

Please take care of yourselves, take care of each other, and we’ll keep watching LePunch every step of the way.

The Mumph here, and folks, I am quite literally phoning this one in.

I am on the road heading into Ketona Beach, and let me tell you, it is a weird feeling being one of the few cars entering a quickskip tunnel while everybody else with good sense is heading the other way. Hurricane making landfall this evening, oceanfront warnings all over the place, and my folks are still dragging their feet at the condo.

Why? The cat.

Apparently this cat, who is much more nimble on its feet than both my parents combined, refuses to get in the travel crate. And because the cat will not leave, my mom will not leave. My dad’s bad hip is slowing everything down, and I just need to get down there, get them packed, get the cat contained, and get everybody out before this thing gets worse.

So baseball, quick, San Fresco wins 6 to 2. Urchins get one early, then bang, three in the third. Oniontown gets two back, but that’s it. San Fresco adds two in the sixth, Limonte holds it down, done.

Final score, San Fresco Urchins 6, Oniontown Crushers 2. Winner, San Fresco. MVP, Limonte. Urchins 2 and 0, Crushers 0 and 2.

My two cents, San Fresco looks sharp, Oniontown needs answers, and I need to figure out how to get a hypersensitive cat in its crate. Ahhh, I gotta go.

Hey Everyone!

Welcome back to Wendy’s Wheels! Here we showcase the amazing karts created by Wendy at the Greasy Gear Garage in Maple Mountain.

This week’s exhibit is a custom kart created for Timm called… The Funky Plum. The kart is an outta-sight box design with flip-top headlight shades. The Funky Plum hustles through the pack with serious style, using its omnidirectional wheel system to slide left and right like the racetrack is its own personal dance floor. Whether it is dodging traffic or grooving through tight corners, this kart knows how to stay on beat.